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accionerds:

Inmates and their crimes

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

disgustinganimals:

someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

(Source: groupinou)

snatchedweaves:

Teacher: "Exam time is up! Put your pencils down."

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I said put your pencils down.

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STOP WRITING!

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Excuse me? No, give me your exam right now!”

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Sometimes the heart doesn’t know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

(Source: pam-casso)

(Source: spencersreids)

an actual child gloating after winning a game of jenga
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(Source: theflavourofyourlips)